What to write, what to write. Why write anything? Blogs and home pages are the acme of vanity publishing. Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity. Or, if you prefer something modern:
That’s one of the tenets of my philosophy. I’m a Futilitarian, and proud to say I invented the name first, then a philosophy to fit. “In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was God.” The nearest I have to a god, at least. In verbum veritatis.
Here are a few more Futilitarian saws:
Why write more? I’m an old man now, and my dada is photography. While my eyes hold out I’ll keep making pretty pictures, which you can view in toto here, though you may prefer to look elsewhere for stuff classed by category and popular appeal.
- “Meaningless! Meaningless!” says the Teacher. “Utterly meaningless! Everything is meaningless.” (New International Version, 1984)
- “Absolutely pointless!” says the spokesman. “Absolutely pointless! Everything is pointless.” (GOD’S WORD ® Translation, 1995)
- “Everything is meaningless,” says the Teacher, “completely meaningless!” (New Living Translation, 2007)
That’s one of the tenets of my philosophy. I’m a Futilitarian, and proud to say I invented the name first, then a philosophy to fit. “In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was God.” The nearest I have to a god, at least. In verbum veritatis.
Here are a few more Futilitarian saws:
- All generalities are false.
- All music is loud.
- Curiosity fed the cat.
- Everybody dies young.
- Let bygones be big ones.
- Virtue is its one reward.
- Being is believing.
- One size splits all.
- Most folks look better when they’re dead than they did the day before.
- American anarchists drive on the right, British anarchists on the left.
- Rigor mortis conturbat me.
- Home is where you hang your head.
- Morality: Religion with the fun left out.
- Eat cake and die.
Why write more? I’m an old man now, and my dada is photography. While my eyes hold out I’ll keep making pretty pictures, which you can view in toto here, though you may prefer to look elsewhere for stuff classed by category and popular appeal.

