Irony shaves like a razor blade
One man's meat is another man's AIDS
One man's mead is another man's beer
One man's gay and another is queer
One man thinks while his woman swims
Or else she sinks (now look at him)
And maybe she's crazy in the head
And maybe his lazy ass is lead
And anyway he'll wind up dead
Dead as a doornail, dead as earth
Dead as the country of his birth
Dead as the rest of the human race
Deader than if he'd drawn the ace
Dead as the mother who sat on his face
April 24, 2011
