- Printable Poems
- Unprintable Poems
- Proverbs
- All generalities are false.
- All music is loud.
- Curiosity fed the cat.
- Everybody dies young.
- Let bygones be big ones.
- Virtue is its one reward.
- Being is believing.
- Whoever I am today will die tonight; somebody else wakes up tomorrow in my skin.
- Most people look better when they're dead than they did the day before.
- American anarchists drive on the right, British anarchists on the left.
- Rigor mortis conturbat me.
- Eat cake and die.